More Copper Golems

Tired of stacking up literal mountains of copper blocks, Waxed Semi-Oxidized Kinda-Cut Almost-Exposed Copper Slabs™ and still not knowing what to do with them?
Introducing... More Copper Golems! A datapack that adds a glorious army of slightly-confused-but-totally-enthusiastic copper buddies to protect your domain.

Heavy Copper Golem

This tanky beast is all about endurance — think Iron Golem, but way cheaper and 200% more orange.
It can yeet enemies into orbit or bonk them with a Certified™ Waxed Exposed Boulder of Justice (now with Extra Shine). Heavy Copper Golem remains the name — we didn’t touch that one, promise.

Disclaimer: unfortunately it cannot be crafted from Waxed Exposed Super-Duper Almost-Oxidized Cut Copper Stairs With Extra Shine™ … yet.